Lesson One: How to fit your entire hand in your mouth
First, decide which hand you would like to shove into your mouth.Next, start with the outer three fingers by working your hand side to side.If you need some assistance, use other hand to aid in stuffing.Continue working hand until it is completely inside your whole mouth.Whenever you are ready, remove hand from mouth.Lesson Two: How to get the body you always wanted as early as 4 months old
Grab hold of your toes as often as you can.Hold large cheeks up for long periods of time and turn head from side to side.Dance parties with future prom date will also aid in overall fitness.Lesson 3: How to make your mother forget she only got a few hours of sleep last night.
Sport a great faux-hawk (faux-hawk accompanied by lovely eyelashes is a double whammy)Have giggle fests with older sister.
This concludes our lessons for the day.